30 10 / 2012
Fedora wearing platypuses… I die.
Here are two baby platypuses wearing fedoras. you’re welcome. - http://pinterest.com/pin/260857003388000812/
(Not my pinterest btw)
29 10 / 2012
If I was a student at Hogwarts I’d use Howlers to send nice messages to people.
So you’d be sitting there in the Great Hall eating breakfast when an owl drops a Howler in front of you. You, and everyone else on your table, just stares at it as it trembles, explodes open, shrieks I WANT TO TOUCH YOUR SWEET BUTT and then dissolves into flames.
Bahahaha
(via postitnotesdontstickk)
28 10 / 2012
"Coffee was invented to be served early, and naked. Mornings were invented for calling in to work just to tell them that you won’t be in today, and then fooling around all day like rabbits or do I mean weasels. We’d come up for air eventually, maybe. Or maybe we’d suffocate on sex. What a way to go."
25 10 / 2012
Reblog if you are a submissive.
Sir and I were simply curious as to how many submissives there are in the tumblr world :) c’mon littles! :)
There is another post for Dominants/Sirs/Masters/Daddys!
(Source: my-sir)
25 10 / 2012
